"People can’t save you but they can fucking destroy you."
- 10 word story (via extrasad)

legalmexican:

hugging me from behind and kissing my neck at the same time is a good way to melt my heart

Me: *calls u a nerd*
Me: *is actually very deeply in love with u*
strawberrypantsu:

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writing tip #954:

gr8writingtips:

nothing will break your readers like chapters written from the pov of other characters who don’t yet know their beloved protagonist has died

women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

geronimeow:

telling your friend a pun like 

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takealettermaria:

take all my fucking money

belaroos:

when the girl u been tryin to impress ur whole life gets violently smashed against a tree

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october 31st: SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st: JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

cyclopentanone:

when you have to go around the circle and introduce yourself to the group

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miiwithmii:

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